Rewind - Flashback

Alright. So i've made it through day 1 of "post-apocalypse". So I don't remember much but i'm gonna try to recap what happened last night.

So like i said we first went to a place in North point for dinner, thanks to Jenn. And the food was pretty dang awesome.

Angriest Beer waitress ever.... Oh yea we also drank beer from bowls. Straight up ghetto china styles. So on top of this, for those who have been to asia, its a normal practice to "rewash" your utensils, bowls and plates with tea before eating (since its that god damn dirty). But heres sean's attempts at them.

Ahah thanks sean that was awesome. And brian... you're gay. LOL j/k.

So this is my shitty ass toast to everyone. Props to my terrible speech making abilities.

Wayne thought up an excessively inappropriate yet equally hilarious name for these dishes. 10 points for those that guess what he was thinking.. In the comment section below.

Jen also ordered these squid ink balls... *pause* and spaghetti. Someone didnt really warn ben of the side effect....

Sorry b... i had to. But yea thats my boy ben. Did i mention hes available ladies?

Another 10 points to those that can guess what hes doing.

But thank you to all who came out for part-1 non liver fail part of my bday celebration in HK.

The bill came up pretty cheap. Was less than $20 bucks per person for some wicked food. Funny part was that the ONLY non-accountant at the table ended up dealing with the bill. It was the most efficient thing compared to the fiasco at Giordano the day before.... Good job Wayne.

Alright so part 2 becomes picture/video less since i figured that i would be too incapacitated to do any filming and I didnt want to lose the camera. (In hindsight this was brilliant). I may update this post in the future with pictures from other ppl's camera if there is time.

So first i'm going to TRY to remember who ended up attending part 2 -LKF. Here goes....

Ben Lam

Wayne Chan

Sean Go

Brian Kwan

Ricky Lai

Leo Leung

Winnie Ching

Joanne Wong

Jennifer Sze

Wendy Leung

Winnie Sy

Cassie Mak

Cassie's Singaporean Friends

Mandy Chan

Mandy's Coworkers including Mike and Tony

Andrew Huang - My cousin

Haze Wong

James Wong

Nat Kwan

Nat's friend.... Karrie? I think...

Mike Leung

Mike's Friends...

Alex Huang - Yup my dad thats right. he came to LKF to buy me drank. but no he did not come clubbing

My dad's buddies - YK and Dennis

alright that was just a memory test for myself to check the brain damage that incurred last ngiht.

So first off, drinking started off light at dinner. Just some bowl beer.

Part 2a - We went to a russian ice vodka bar called Balalaika? And just had some vodka and beer there while we waited for the party to start. Which was to be at a club called Prive. Its members only but my friend Cassie managed to get us a table and she even bought me a bottle of Goose. (memory still working at this point)

Part 2b - So like i said we got to Prive around 11:30pm and Cassie showed up and bought me a bottle of Goose. We followed that up with our own bottle of goose... Heres where the night gets a bit more blurry... So after getting goose poured in my mouth like 4 or 5 times. I had i dont know how many shots with everyone else. A couple of chug a cheers with a few people.... 12 blowjobs (yes again....) that my cousin bought for us. And then finally a B151 which i'm pretty sure dealt the final K.O.

From this point on, all i remember is passing out at someone else's both but i remember ben dragging my ass to the bathroom and making me.... uh "clear my stomach." Anyways after yakking out an alien and destroying that toilet for good, I remember not even being able to stand but thank god Ben had my back and literally held up all of my dead weight. I remember wanting to stand up on my own at that point but I just physically couldn't. Thank goodness I was coherent enough to get the taxi back to causeway Bay with the help of Jen and Wendy and Ben.

I kinda remember getting out of the cab at some point to puke again... but yea. From then on Jen helped me get back and I pretty much passed out right away. But regardless of the epic hangover the next morning, thanks EVERYONE who came out and those who wished me a happy bday from afar.

Also, to everyone else that helped my bitch ass get home safely thank you, and you can blame the alcohol for me forgetting.

So yea, Hong Kongers party hard. But thanks for an awesome night and an unforgettable Birthday!