Day 26 - Friday
So woke up. the usual went to check on grandma. Been getting tired a lot faster lately but speech has been improving. Saw this outside my building with tons of "salty wet" guys taking pictures.
a) they weren't very pretty
b) are they celebrities? no clue...
Met up with Cheng afterwards and had a quick lunch. Went to Delifrance. Got a set lunch for two.... *pause* no homo.
"Snack Platter" i swear this was all from McCain's superfries party pack.... even the happy face potato thingys?? come on...
So afterwards, had to go back to 188 shopping arcade to pick up some souvenirs and my HELICOPTER!
Saw this along the way. Too funny. Place is called "EASY" shop.. and it sells womens lingerie.
Inappropriate store name don't you think?
This thing is COOL. i dont care what anyone else says. I can already picture myself sitting back on sundays watching football and flying this thing around. So what if its childish? I'm still a big kid. nuff said.
So afterwards Mike took us out his Company boat. Free booze and all. It was sick. I didnt bring my camera (again night shots + water + waves + boat = not a good idea)
So had to make do with my blackberry. The view was amazing and the ocean breeze was like nothing else.
So went to play some snooker (haven't done that since high school) and i still suck. So nothing has changed there. Did beat raymond though haha in a very close game.
So after that we went to beijing... again... sigh. I still hate that place... Nothing too eventful happened. I dipped out in the middle of the night to visit Kaying Jeh Jeh. She was at a shisha place called Beirut in the middle of the LKF strip.
Anyways... I realized i've left out some of the LKF stories mostly because I dont really remember... heh and also cause this is a PG blog...
But just for everyone I will talk about some stuff in "tomorrows" entry.
Oh god.. me and mike laughed until we cried when we saw this guy at midnight snack. The stain... oh god.... too jokes. Those fingers are his buddy's yelling "dai sei" which is basically "he asked for it... or something like that." Too funny. Seriously.
Anyways, it was like 6am when I got home and i was so tired... I passed out till about 3pm the next day... Yup 3pm.
Day 27 - Shortened Day
So needless to say, it was an extremely short day since I woke up so late. First thing i did was visit grandma again. Stayed with her for a while.. and just needed to chill because we were going out .... again. This time with Chengs friends. Didn't help that Cheng also wanted to play ball before hand.
So at ball.. I (as predicted) did not "dell curry" it up again. Actually we lost both games (we only stayed for an hour). However, as "embarassing" as this is for me... I really got to write about this.
Played against a very good female baller. She could hit 3's and was honestly in my opinion better than half the guys there. She was so good in fact that I "had to" block her when she drove it in. Seriously... this is how much respect I gave her. Anyways on the last play, (i maintain i wasn't fully ready, due to the odd way they "check" the ball in Hong Kong) I give her full credit she blew past everyone with a left handed drive and finish to win the game. Iunno just impressive. I honestly do not feel bad at losing to that team. You guys can make fun of me all you want, but that girl was good. I guess it did help that they did have a 6'5 mainlander centre, but she was still awesome. Props to asian Candice Parker.
So we went to Beijing afterwards, with Cheng's friends. It was someones birthday, but I got absouletly mashed that night. I seriously still feel some of it while writing this entry. Anyways, we felt baller and Cheng bought some cigars for us to smoke in the club (oh yea they let you do that in HK), and it felt pretty chill. The night was same old.... gross looking girls, ears-bleeding loud music, and it was super packed.
So to fill out this entry... here are some of my LKF stories and how ridiculously aggressive they are. This is not to "brag" and if you are my family.... maybe you should skip this part... (except for you Melissa).
1. Ok so off the top of my head, first of all girls are ridiculously aggressive here. On more than one occasion (ok 2... but still), i've tried walking through the crowd only to have a girl RAM her ass into my crotch and proceed to shameless 'grind'.... I KNOW i don't have that much game.. its gotta be the drunk girls here.
2. Girls here also have zero regard for safety. So this is how a conversation went between me and some random girl. (it was my task to bring random girls to our table that night)
Me: Hey.. Are you ok?
Her: yea...
Me: Are you drunk or something? you look bored.
Her: um noo *pitch begins to increase*
Me: Ok.. so then you're not drunk right? that means you can have another drink.
Her: maybeeeee *high pitch now*
Me: ok follow me.
*she proceeds to follow* (wow seriously???)
at this point, i felt my job was done and didnt' really feel like talking to them. So while they had their backs turned, I picked up two random drinks from our table and gave it to her and her friends. They did not watch me, and I could have totally roofied their ass.. They drank it anyways.
MELISSA. IF YOU EVER DO THIS. I WILL SLAP YOU SO HARD, You'll go back to being a minor.
Absolutely ridiculous.
3. Ok one more. That night, "story 1" occured again, and random girls started dancing with me. Maybe I was too drunk and gave off the wrong vibe... but apparently Drunk David = "an opening for random girls to stick their tongue down my throat"... ugh... absolutely ridiculous. Cheng had a good laugh AT me after.. Eff man...
Chillin.
Anyways that was my clubbing experience in HK. Probably wont have time to go again. Wish i went to some other clubs but maybe next time.
Okay - not only are girls aggressive in HK, but GUYS are aggressive too. I disliked clubbing in HK. You're packed in like sardines, can't hear a word someone is saying to you, and you smell like smoke when you get home. :[
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